So back in January of 2005, a little over a month after the previous chapter, I presented to you all Off the List or I Hate People With Glasses part 3!  Poor David Michon was about to be visited by the now notorious "Mysterious Assassin."  And despite the best efforts of a spectral Ben Brown, he or she was able to carry out her/his dastardly mission....
Dave Michon.... was no more.....

And so this is how it all happened!