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4 comments | Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Well... at long last, it can finally be seen... the stunning conclusion to a short, yet somehow extremely lengthy, comic strip series!!

The debates have never ended....
Who is the mysterious assassin??
Is it someone we know?
Is it someone Dan made up??
Is it a man??
Is it a woman???
Is it a ROBOT?!?!?
Perhaps an alien??
Someone from another dimension?
Someone from the future?
Who's "off the list" next??
Will anyone else BE off the list?
When's Bunce coming back? (answer: NEVER!!! BWAHAHAHHAHA)
When's Dave coming back?? (answer: October 2, 2013)
Did Tom die, off-panel maybe? (we haven't seen him since his starring turn in The Poops)
Did Dan die, off-panel maybe? (we haven't seen him since he drew The Poops)
If Dan did die, will Andy take up the mantle and finish this series on his blog My Little Corner of the Institution??
Does Andy actually want people looking at his blog right now? (answer: nope!)
If not now, when?
How many more questions do we have to read?
Is anyone actually still reading this? (answer: nope!)
After Ben finishes off the mysterious assassin, will he retire and hang out with Obi-wan, Yoda, and Anakin (old Anakin, not special edition, young Anakin BS)??
He does finish her/him/it off doesn't he?!?!!?
Oh my gosh... he doesn't die again does he?!!?!?
Why are you doing this?!!?
WHY THE SUSPENSE??!
YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!

anyway... since obviously you guys can't handle that many questions without resorting to statements, i'm gonna call an end to that whole thing.... besides, all your questions should be answered shortly... this is, after all, the shocking conclusion to Off the List or I Hate People with Glasses!!

So, without further delaying tactics, please enjoy this finale to end all finales...

4 Comments:

Blogger Commish said...

This blog, and the entire buildup to this final chapter, officially sucks. This will be the last time I visit dangharris for a very long time.

All the work, and all the effort, and all the suspense created in this fascinating tapestry has now been wasted, due to a bout of laziness from the author. I would rather have never read any of his churlish nonsense if he had no intention of putting together some semblance of a conclusion.

To think I recommended your artistic talents to a professional. Your cop-out "strip" here brings shame to all who would call themselves creative.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005 4:06:00 PM

 
Blogger Ben said...

I say we turn him in for copyright violations.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005 4:16:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it.

Crystal

Thursday, February 10, 2005 8:43:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That truly sucked.

I suggest you come up with some wacky story about someone hijaking your blog and posting that worthless conclusion without your knowledge.

Or find another artist to take over and finish the strip.

You have to do something to restore our faith in your talent.

Robyn

Friday, February 11, 2005 2:33:00 PM

 

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