Well... at long last, it can finally be seen... the stunning conclusion to a short, yet somehow extremely lengthy, comic strip series!!

The debates have never ended....
Who is the mysterious assassin??
Is it someone we know?
Is it someone Dan made up??
Is it a man??
Is it a woman???
Is it a ROBOT?!?!?
Perhaps an alien??
Someone from another dimension?
Someone from the future?
Who's "off the list" next??
Will anyone else BE off the list?
When's Bunce coming back? (answer: NEVER!!! BWAHAHAHHAHA)
When's Dave coming back?? (answer: October 2, 2013)
Did Tom die, off-panel maybe? (we haven't seen him since his starring turn in The Poops)
Did Dan die, off-panel maybe? (we haven't seen him since he drew The Poops)
If Dan did die, will Andy take up the mantle and finish this series on his blog My Little Corner of the Institution??
Does Andy actually want people looking at his blog right now? (answer: nope!)
If not now, when?
How many more questions do we have to read?
Is anyone actually still reading this? (answer: nope!)
After Ben finishes off the mysterious assassin, will he retire and hang out with Obi-wan, Yoda, and Anakin (old Anakin, not special edition, young Anakin BS)??
He does finish her/him/it off doesn't he?!?!!?
Oh my gosh... he doesn't die again does he?!!?!?
Why are you doing this?!!?
WHY THE SUSPENSE??!
YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!

anyway... since obviously you guys can't handle that many questions without resorting to statements, i'm gonna call an end to that whole thing.... besides, all your questions should be answered shortly... this is, after all, the shocking conclusion to Off the List or I Hate People with Glasses!!

So, without further delaying tactics, please enjoy this finale to end all finales...